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Cost
Adult/General: $35
Senior/Concession: $25
Mob tix: $15
Preview: $20
Booking required
When
07 - 23 May 2026
Wed-Fri 7:30pm-8:45pm
Sat 6:00-7:15pm and 9:30-10:45pm
Where
La Mama Courthouse, 349 Drummond Street, Carlton VIC, Australia
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Three of the most sexually inexperienced bitches you ever met attempt to write erotica in year 12.
A trio of best friends team up to win a manuscript contest so that they can afford the summer of their dreams. If they can’t win the cash prize, they’re definitely 1000% gonna have the most boring holidays ever and then probably never see each other again because what if they get into different unis??
They’re limited on time and they figure – given their algorithms – that their best chance lies in writing a literary masterpiece about lesbian vampires fucking. And also ****ing and ******ing <3.
Their ideas about sex, romance and relationships are explored as they write, edit and upload the work. Also... they all have literally 0 IRL sexual experience.
Enjoy the ride!! 👅😝 🤪 🤑 😜
Accessibility
Event Access
Auslan Interpreted Performance Thu 21 May, 7:30pm
Venue Access
The Courthouse is wheelchair accessible, but if your wheelchair is wider than 1 metre please get in touch before the show so we that can try to meet your access requirements in the most comfortable way for you.
Event type
Other accessible and inclusive event
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