Somewhere on the fringes of the internet, Ria e-meets Flick and instantly falls in analogue love… until Ria learns with horror that Flick is a ‘Flat Earther’. And Flick learns with equal horror that Ria is a ‘Globe Earther’.

Cue: a beautiful and chaotic musical epic that sees our star-cross’d lesbians plunge into the Dark Web and down YouTube rabbit holes to explore the one thing they know is real—their connection. But faced with malicious algorithms and a secret cabal (Illuminati confirmed), even Ria and Flick might not be able to Command+69 their way out of this one.

The irreverent, ingenious minds behind acclaimed musical Romeo Is Not The Only Fruit are back with a West Side Story-meets-QAnon queer pop spectacular. Flat Earthers: The Musical smashes irresistible bangers with iconic conspiracies to ask: can you really find common ground with someone who doesn’t believe in the same ground?

Event Access

Griffin’s 2024 productions include a Closed Captioned performance. Captions can be viewed on a dedicated screen in the theatre venue or on a personal device, and a complimentary digital copy of the play script can be sent upon request.

Griffin is also a member of the Companion Card program. To find out more, we encourage you to contact our Box Office.

Venue Access

A lift operates from the theatre entrance to the foyer and entry to the auditorium is via the side door located off the balcony for those who have difficulty managing stairs.

Please speak to the Box Office Assistant upon arrival at your performance to arrange access. Our staff and volunteer crew will assist in navigating these access points.

There is the ability to drop off patrons requiring level access on Greenknowe Avenue; there is a loading dock space directly in front of our entrance. From here, patrons can travel through the front door to our lift that provides direct access to our foyer.

If you are coming by car, the best place to park is at the Kings Cross Parking Station.

A limited number of accessible seats are available in the front row of the theatre. These can be purchased via phone or through our website by clicking the ‘Book a Wheelchair or Companion Ticket’ button that appears on every booking page.

If you have limited mobility but can manage some stairs, seating which may be suitable include rows A, B, C and D in the auditorium. To access all other seats in the auditorium (Rows E to H), you must walk up or down a minimum of fourteen stairs.

If you have difficulty walking up stairs or long distances, please advise staff and they will arrange for assistance from our front of house team, including the use of our side entrance.

There is one accessible toilet on the foyer level. There are also two ambulant toilets located within the male and female bathrooms.

Hayes is a Companion Card affiliate. The Companion Card enables people with a disability who require attendant care support from a companion to attend Hayes productions without incurring the cost of a second ticket for their companion. Cardholders must present their card when booking a ticket and upon arrival at the theatre.

Guide, hearing and service assistance animals are permitted inside the Venue as defined under the Companion Animals Act 1998 (NSW). To ensure appropriate seating is allocated please contact us when booking.

There is a baby change table located in the Accessible toilet.

Event type

Other accessible and inclusive event

Find out more

For bookings and information on specific access and transport.

Griffin Box Office
Box Office Coordinator


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