Hazel is no angel. In fact, she’s a delusional, reality TV-obsessed fantasist who swears like a sailor and has a fondness for greased-up male strippers.

She’s also hugely, undeniably, ready-to-pop pregnant.

Up the duff and coasting through ultrasounds, baby showers and appointments with her midwife, Hazel is very good at ignoring the stark reality that’s about to rock her world from the inside out—literally.

What happens when you’re not ready to swap grinding to Ginuwine for nursery rhymes? When you’re questioning whether you’re even cut out for motherhood, but that horse bolted eight months ago? Pony is the sassy, oh-so-crass one-woman crusade that’s desperately searching for the light at the end of the (vaginal) tunnel.

The exquisitely comedic Briallen Clarke (A Strategic Plan, Irreverent) stars as the mortifyingly hilarious Hazel in the Australian stage’s answer to Fleabag and The Letdown.

Shortlisted for the Griffin Award 2022, the Queensland Premier’s Drama Award 2022–23, the Rodney Seaborn Playwrights Award 2021 and the Patrick White Playwrights Award 2022

Event Access

All Griffin’s Main Season productions include a captioned performance. Read more about the shows, and find booking links to each captioned performance below. Just make sure you select the ‘Closed Caption’ option when booking online so that we can accommodate you. We can also send you a complimentary digital copy of the script upon request.

Venue Access

The historic SBW Stables Theatre is unfortunately not wheelchair accessible and may present challenges to people with limited mobility—there are 17 steps that lead up to the theatre.

The good news is that we’re changing this with our plans to redevelop the theatre—so please bear with us for just a little longer. We can, however, reserve seating for people who have a vision impairment and/or those with limited mobility.

Griffin’s foyer and bar are both wheelchair accessible, and there is a wheelchair accessible bathroom on the ground floor. We can reserve seating for vision impaired people as well as those with limited mobility.

The Griffin team is happy to assist you with your individual access needs—email us or give our Box Office a call to enquire.

Griffin is a member of the Companion Card program. To find out more, we encourage you to contact our Box Office.

Event type

Other accessible and inclusive event

Find out more

For bookings and information on specific access and transport.

Kate Marks
Ticketing & Administration Coordinator


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